Thursday, July 19, 2012

An Anniversary Funny

On a Sunday morning a couple celebrated their 70th wedding anniversary. In the small church where they had worshiped for many years, the pastor called them forward to be recognized by the congregation and prayed a blessing over them.

Afterward the pastor asked them if there is anything they would like to say to one another in everyone's presence.

The wife turned to her husband and with a rather weak voice said, "You are tried and true."

Her husband replied, "HUH?"

"Ahem. You are tried and true."

"OH YEAH?! WELL I'M TIRED OF YOU, TOO."

[forwarded by Earl Wash]

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