THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING DOGS (VS. KIDS)

~ It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

~ Dogs cannot lie.

~ Dogs never resist nap time.

~ You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

~ Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

~ Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

~ Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

~ Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

~ Average cost of sending a dog to school: $142
Average cost of sending a kid to school: $103,000 (note: more if sent to Catholic schools)

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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