THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING CHILDREN OVER DOGS

A retort to yesterday's Dog Funny (which is copied below):

By Greg Hench

~ They don't bark.

~ They are capable of answering the phone. (Well, until they get their own cell phone.)

~ I have never stepped in any of their messes in the back yard.

~ I have never run over any of their messes with the mower in the back yard.

~ They are permitted in most public buildings with no special license.

~ They live much longer.

~ They eventually learn to buckle themselves and keep their head in the window.

~ Mine have never chewed up the couch, the curtains, the pillows or the carpet.

~ Once mine were potty trained, I never had to proudly carry around the poopy bag like it was some great trophy of ownership. (The real question is who
owns who if you're the one carrying the little poopy bag??)

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Copyright 2012 Greg Hench. Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.


THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING DOGS (VS. KIDS)

~ It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.

~ Dogs cannot lie.

~ Dogs never resist nap time.

~ You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.

~ Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.

~ Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.

~ Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.

~ Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.

~ Average cost of sending a dog to school: $142
Average cost of sending a kid to school: $103,000


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