~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.
~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
~ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
~ It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
~ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.
~ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
~ Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
~ When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
~ When you're throwing' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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