~ Hummers Largest selection ever If its in stock, we have it!
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~ Lost small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
~ Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
~ Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
~ Nice parachute. Never opened. Used once.
~ Nordic Track $300. Hardly used. Call Chubby.
~ Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
~ Open house: Body shapers toning salon. Free coffee and doughnuts.
~ Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
~ Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
~ Snowblower for sale. Only used on snowy days.
~ Stock up and save. Limit one.
~ Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
~ Vacation Special: Have your home exterminated.
~ Wanted Hair-cutter: Excellent growth potential.
~ Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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